I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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She's the barista slut.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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