we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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