It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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