i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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