What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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