The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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