.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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