i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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