Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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