I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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