I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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