bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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