Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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