I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize