I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He's on the porch naked. Help.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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