I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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