sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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