Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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