Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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