would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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