My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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