How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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