What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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