The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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