yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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