Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
We are all done wearing pants today
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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