god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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