Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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