My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize