You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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