Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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