my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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