he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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