i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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