oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
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arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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