that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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