If that was your dad, he is hot
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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