I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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