I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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