That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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