i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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