Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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