'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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