I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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