you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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