wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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