so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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