he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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