question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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