2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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